The town of Middleville has a curse: if you're born there, you'll die there, with nothing much happening in between. Jackie Monroe doesn't accept this. She's determined to leave, no matter what, but she can't decide how. Will her punk band take off? Will a cult take her to a new life? Or can she start a modeling career? All she knows is that someone or something is sabotaging her.Meaty Yogurt is an absurdist punk coming of age story that expands the original webcomic into a written novel that takes everything to a wild conclusion.