Have you ever thought to yourself, "I wish my porn had more cute animal sidekicks." Have you ever thought, "I wish my porn had more vaginae over 4' tall." Have you ever thought, "I wish my porn had more vagina-hungry mermaids in it." Well then, Darlin' It's Betta Down Where It's Wetta is for you! Down Where It's Wetta tells the erotic tale of Chloe, a girl who is saved from drowning by a mermaid. The mermaid, Pearl, has never seen a vagina before, and is immediately smitten. She'll do anything to get her fins on some more delicious pussy. Have you ever wished your porn was more lady-friendly? (This one's drawn by a lady.) Have you ever wished you could see some different body types in porn? (Curves ahoy!) Have you ever wished porn could make you laugh out loud? (Just like real sex!) This is the comic for you! READ IT!